The things I wouldn't dare to say

Jul 23

gearstation:

sacredassbutt:

baruchsbalthamos:

Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.

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ahem.

Jul 22
Jul 22
condommodel:

this is still my fav

condommodel:

this is still my fav

Jul 22

dickpong:

dickpong:

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time

Jul 22

Anonymous said: Of that 200 question thing please do all the multiples of 33 thanks!

Aww, thank you for asking!

33: [My favourite] Cellphone provider:
Strange question, but, okay. (Assuming I correctly know what a cellphone provider is…) I have to say US Cellular because I’m thirteen and that’s what my parents chose.

66: People that make you happy:
Mainly my four best friends, and then anyone who compliments me.

99: [Last time I] Went to a movie theater:
I think it was for the second time I saw TFiOS, so, a while ago.

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
I have no idea who either of those people are. After a quick google search, I found that… I still have no idea who either of those people are, other than one’s an actress and the other won American Idol once.

165: [I believe in] Aliens:
Yes.

198: I am really:
Excited for LeakyCon and not so excited for the week-long road trip to get to Florida. Also currently really obsessed with Harry Potter and very fangirly.

Jul 22

surprisebitch:

danny’s dick game was so strong

Jul 22
Jul 22
Jul 22

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

Jul 22

deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing