The things I wouldn't dare to say

Sep 18
morganperreault:

cancerchild:

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

As a retail employee, I can verify that this is 100% accurate.

Yup at Michael Kors and Abercrombie we’d just go in the back chill and talk shit and snack for a bit anytime someone asks for something from the back, managers don’t even care they just laugh

morganperreault:

cancerchild:

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

As a retail employee, I can verify that this is 100% accurate.

Yup at Michael Kors and Abercrombie we’d just go in the back chill and talk shit and snack for a bit anytime someone asks for something from the back, managers don’t even care they just laugh

Sep 18
Sep 18

olafthefrozensnowman:

*Concept Art*

Sep 18
hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

Sep 18

pokemon-personalities:

lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’

Sep 18

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

Sep 18
Sep 18
the-frozen-fjords:

globalsoftpirka:

the-frozen-fjords:

*vibrates with happiness*

I very humbly request scans or pictures but I understand if you can’t/don’t want to, also!

I have to check if our printer has a scanner, but I can def take pics and put them up in a little bit

the-frozen-fjords:

globalsoftpirka:

the-frozen-fjords:

*vibrates with happiness*

I very humbly request scans or pictures but I understand if you can’t/don’t want to, also!

I have to check if our printer has a scanner, but I can def take pics and put them up in a little bit

Sep 18
Sep 18
gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol