The things I wouldn't dare to say

Apr 18

80% of my friendships on tumblr

  • me: we should talk more!
  • them: yeah we should!
  • both: *never talks to each other again*
Apr 18

"But I wanted it blue!" "Now, dear, we decided pink was her color" "YOU decided!"

"But I wanted it blue!" "Now, dear, we decided pink was her color" "YOU decided!"

Apr 18
Apr 18

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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Apr 18

Anonymous asked: Why would you fuck Adam sandler

tiit:

cloudkittten:

tiit:

it was on my bucket list 

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

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yes

Apr 18

babyyouasong:

your tags are supposed to be used to organize your blog but i use mine to release my inner monologue tbh

Apr 18

sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

Apr 18

talesofthewormstache:

ttimeturner:

i cried about the eggs

we all cried about the eggs

Apr 18

flowury:

flowury:

I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

Apr 18

freydis-frostrose:

winchesterradio:

thetiggeress:

I will never not laugh at this video

my dad’s been deployed to Afghanistan 4 times and he almost pissed himself laughing at this

My favorite vine in gif form.